charmslapped:

eric clapton is such a bamf

this is his new album cover

he seriously gives no fucks anymore

his record label was probably like “eric, we need to do a photoshoot for the cover” and he was probably like “oh yeah sure give me a sec” and then just shoots a sefie on his iphone while on the beach in antigua

I LOVE ERIC CLAPTON

pizzaforpresident:

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

last nite she said

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so i i turned round

said enunciate

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and baby i feel so td]i7todfti and i fhusidfhbsuei

walk for auigbr

no people they dont understand

myosfhbes they dont understand

my iusrehyuw they wont understand

and me i aint ever going to understand what julian casablancas is singing

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coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

mostgay:

I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.

I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.

Beyoncé performs Single Ladies on SNL (2009)

(Source: thequeenbey)