We rode our bikes to the nearest park, Sat under the swings and kissed in the dark. You shield my eyes, from the police lights, We run away, but we don’t know why. Black river; your city lights shine, They’re screaming at us, “We don’t need your kind” Sometimes I wonder if the world’s so small. That we can never get away from the sprawl.
Living in the sprawl, dead shopping malls rise, Like mountains beyond mountains, And there’s no end in sight. I need the darkness, someone please cut the lights…
Arcade Fire - Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
I’ve been putting off posting this but I don’t think it’s possible to avoid it much longer so have at it if you care about super shitty things in tumblr user davemau5’s life. This is nearly the same post I made on my personal the other day so those of you who already know can save yourselves the effort.
Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap (which also owns Banana Republic and Old Navy) General Motors Gerber Baby Products Hilton Hotels Home Depot IMB Levi’s Marriot International McDonald’s Microsoft Nationwide Nike Olive Garden Pepsico (which manufactures Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Sobe Life Water, Lipton Iced Tea, Amp energy drinks, and Aquafina) Procter and Gamble (which manufactures literally almost all home/bath products you buy at the grocery store) Red Lobster Rite Aid Sears Southwest Airlines Starbucks State Farm Target United Airlines UPS Walgreens Walt Disney Company
the weirdest thing is when a post shows up on your dash and you apparently already liked it but you have zero recollection of it because it was probably like months ago yet it’s still going around and then confusion and wonder flip your whole universe upside down
Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it!
okay!! I’m bored so
My life is a constant quest to find the best chocolate milkshakes and clam chowder (not together ew) in every place I go. I have a rating system and everything, I should have my own show on Food Network goddamn. It would be called Clamshakes (no it wouldn’t).
One time John McCain’s granddaughter kicked me in the shin on the playground in first grade.
Bagpipes are the best noise in the world and if you don’t like them you’re wrong bye.
I’ve been to 22 states and I’d love to make that all 50 one day but I’m like…not gonna go out of my way to do that so it’s not gonna happen.
I tripped and fell on my face in the NBC hallway leading to the SNL studio and it was the worst thing but kind of also the funniest thing.
My life motto would probably be “when all else fails, order a tuna sandwich” tbh.
I have the least admirable taste in movies ever and my two favorites are The Parent Trap and White Christmas.
I used to have a full-size Spongebob pillow but I lost it and it’s one of my biggest regrets in life.
When I was little I used to sit all my stuffed animals in a circle in my room and make them play spin the bottle with this tiny bottle of Minnie Mouse lotion from Disneyland omfg what was wrong with me.
I’ve broken my nose once and my hand twice in the same spot but those are literally the most lame injuries ever.
This was pretty disappointing wasn’t it. I’m not gonna tag people but I guess whoever wants to kill 20 minutes like I just did should go for it~