July 2012
I’m housesitting the next few nights meaning that I’m going to town on the gallon of chocolate chip ice cream I just found in this fridge
June 2012
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it’s 2012 why hasn’t someone invented an efficient way to get that last bit of lotion that’s too far down in the bottle to suck up with the pump tube thingy
when all else fails I just resort to reminding myself that I’m seeing the black keys again in october
i just heard a scream from my sister’s room and when i asked what was wrong she said “the girls from dance moms are at our airport right now”
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I’m wearing a swimsuit inside because clothes are just too much
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javy-dones:
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Ringo Starr comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Which unassisted optima going to do a good okay Lordy Lordy Picca Bennicoff wow my fish Trietsch yeah Pisa love Ringo my Feras tweets
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burcespingsteen:
lanternsonlakes replied to your post: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/burce+springsteen …
the biss
keepitsnappy:
bonathaniver:
my favorite thing
#denied so he fist bumps HIMESFLF
I’ve been putting off posting this but I don’t think it’s possible to avoid it much longer so have at it if you care about super shitty things in tumblr user davemau5’s life. This is nearly the same post I made on my personal the other day so those of you who already know can save yourselves the effort.
[[MORE]]Long story short: I can’t go back to NYU in the fall. This was...
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theokgatsby:
I was going through my at mentions on Twitter and when One Direction was in Phoenix Val told me I needed to teach her how to control her feelings
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Know
How
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Dear people boycotting Oreos for supporting gay...
palahniukandchocolate:
The following companies also support gay rights:
Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap (which also owns Banana Republic and Old Navy) General Motors Gerber Baby Products Hilton Hotels Home Depot ...
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noshqueen:
What Makes You Beautiful - Barack...
http://davemau5.tumblr.com/tagged/i-was-too-stoned-to-remember
good
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Same cashier just asked “what are you ladies up to tonight” to which we responded “…Hilary Duff movie marathon” to which he shouted “OH MY GOD I WISH I COULD JOIN YOU!!!!” bye I’m dead
My friends and I just saw two annoying girls from our old high school at Circle K and they ran in screaming to the cashier that they pumped the wrong kind of gas in their car omfg I’m CRYING
my home phone just rang and nobody answered
it’s 12:30 am
the zombie apocalypse has arrived
the weirdest thing is when a post shows up on your dash and you apparently already liked it but you have zero recollection of it because it was probably like months ago yet it’s still going around and then confusion and wonder flip your whole universe upside down
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oMG I just recruited a volunteer for my event this weekend and HER LAST NAME IS MALIK
gonna pretend she is zayn’s mother aunt grandma etc because it would make total sense for her to live in arizona right
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vaginastorm:
when you try your best but you dont secede
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fannybrawne asked: Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it!
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Watchangrylesbianmom:
gayn:
OMFG
this is my favorite thing in my liked posts
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I’ve really sucked at blogging lately but I think “you’re welcome” is a more appropriate thing to say than “sorry”
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