February 2012
Okay the guy at the table next to me has on these big-ass headphones and while he’s eating his chik-fil-a he keeps air guitaring like he doesn’t give a FUCK  I am desperately trying to not stare/laugh/high five him oh ;my GOD HE’S AIR DRUMMING NOW you go bruh omg
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I have a sandwich  good I have to read  bad
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thethrillofit replied to your post: what time is it  SANDWICH TIME what time is it … 7:50
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what time is it  SANDWICH TIME what time is it SANDWICH TIME what time is it SANDWICH TIME
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omg I just spent like 5 minutes finally getting out a kink in the zipper to this one jacket (and I have been working on this for like…months without success)  and when I finally got it and unzipped it all the way I shouted WE WILL BE VICTOOOOOOOOOORRRRIOUUSSSSS like from that Muse song  where did that come from I’m laughing so hard at myself omg I’m really glad there’s...
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January 2012
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Ugh there’s another position available I could apply for that’s just babysitting two grade-school kids in the neighborhood a few days a week for like 4 hours but on the listing it says “junior level student required” wah grade levels don’t even matter anymore in college hello what difference does it make if I am two years older!!!!!!!!!!! 
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AHH In which Valerie feels like an adult because she applied for a job for the first time
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You know, I’m remarkably pleased with this paper that I’ve managed to crank out in the last three hours despite every particle of the feelings rainbow ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY ME  having my life shattered to pieces by a music video  Jon and Stephen being adorable as fuck  Pauly B leaving SNL  IN CONCLUSION WAY TOO MUCH FOR ONE MORNING 
Jan 31st
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latenitewithbarbandjimmy: BREAKING: Paul Brittain Leaving SNL Immediately | EW popculturebrain: Damn, he showed promise. Lord Windermere could have been a new classic.  A source close to the actor tells EW that Brittain “had the opportunity to pursue other projects, and he and the show parted ways amicably.” WAIT WHAT 
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thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert wasn’t kidding around about regaining control of the SuperPAC he relinquished of to Jon Stewart ahead of announcing his bid to explore a possible candidacy for the President of the United States of South Carolina. On last night’s show, Colbert confronted Stewart, chasing him all the way from The Daily Show to the Colbert Report,...
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r.i.p. valerie i oh my god  i i…..
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HERE WE GO OH MYG OD SOMEONE HOLD ME 
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ok  I’m about to do it I’m about the watch the these days video  check on me and make sure I’m not dead in like 10 minutes alright xoxo (p.s. I will actually be dead no matter what) 
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okay good seriously this entire blog just…disappeared for like 3 minutes  idk what that was all about but I think it’s an omen to not change this url good GOD lorne I’m sorry you didn’t need to go hiding my blog 
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WHAT HAVE I DONE I CAN'T GET INTO MY TUMBLELOG
I was changing back to lorne-michaels because I’m dumb but it somehow got password protected and I CAN’T GET MY BLOG BACK WHAT IS HAPPENIGN  okay wait  what url is this showing up as  IS THIS SHOWING UP AT ALL  CAN YOU GUYS SEE THIS 
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Getting way too annoyed with the inability to track my own username because of the dash  I think it is time for a change Maybe I’ll finally use themcrookedvaltures because of HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS I AM RIGHT LOLOL
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This girl I became friends with last semester asked me a few months back how I got Daily Show tickets and a few days later a bunch of them went up for grabs so I told her and she was like “If I get 2 tickets for this day, will you go with me?!” and I was like YEAH DUH  and yeah that day was today  I honestly wasn’t still expecting to go because I don’t have any classes...
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bleep blorp 
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Anonymous asked: What are some of your favorite blogs and/or people??
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ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit let’s talk about this omelette toast and hash browns that I am about to go to town on aww wyeahEHAHHHHhaha
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true life: still in serious denial that hilary duff is about to have a child 
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thethrillofit replied to your post: THERE’S AN OLD LADY DOING LUNGES DOWN THE SIDEWALK… video THE BITCH RAN AWAY :-(
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THERE’S AN OLD LADY DOING LUNGES DOWN THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE OH MY GOD 
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“Rape culture is telling girls and women to be careful about what you wear, how...”
– I might just copy and paste this so I can have this perfect answer ready when people say things like “but how does this “rape culture” actually affect women?”  (via holdmecloser-tonydanza) This. THIS. Read it. Now read it again. Now the next time you victim-blame, or rag on women for any of the...
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I should send my mom emails that include words other than “dumb” and “wah” 
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I hate this stupid city (no I don’t) why did cereal, milk, and chewy bars just cost me $17
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