September 2011
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So Sarah came to my dorm and we went through my entire U2 folder
I think we scared my roommate
Which doesn’t surprise me considering we were sitting there for hours yelling “GOD” and “WHY” and “WHAT”
August 2011
Some kid in the room next to me is singing really loudly and really off-key to “Fix You” by Coldplay and uh okay
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I FINALLY FOUND NUTELLA
But it was 11 bucks for a jar and I want to die
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the-promised-land replied to your post: the-promised-land replied to your post: JESSE…
Well we will have to hunt him down then???
Yes please
I wonder if his awkward rubs off on other people like a disease
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the-promised-land replied to your post: JESSE EISENBERG IS GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT
Wait here as in NYU here
YES some event in Kimmel???
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JESSE EISENBERG IS GOING TO BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT
PERFORMING IN SOMETHING
I DON’T KNOW WHAT
I DON’T CARE WHAT
I WILL FIND HIM
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I already managed to accidentally walk through the filming of a TV show today HA HA HA
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Goldfish for dinner at midnight
First meal of college
I’m a winner
So I told you guys how this entire floor in the dorm is based around New York comedy and stuff right?
Well two doors down from me, the kids in that room are named Josh and Seth
I think you’ll know why that is significant
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SARAH IS AWESOME FYI LIKE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW...
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Sarah is on the subway TO COME AND SEE ME
She is coming to my dorm and then we are going to go to record stores and stuff and buy everything that says U2 on it
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the-promised-land:
I am finally back in New York ahhh
We’re going to eat and then I am going to hunt down Val and it’s going to be glorious
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I’m all moved in. Toy Story eating utensils have been purchased.
BRING IT ON, COLLEGE
Reasons why tomorrow is going to be THE BEST DAY
Moving into my dorm
SUBWAYS RUNNING AGAIN
I get to taste dining hall food (yeah w/e I’m excited)
UH HELLO I AM FINALLY MEETING SARAH
Meeting the other NYU people I guess
And I have to wake up at 6am HA HA HA so I should sleep right okay bye
Why does Lil Wayne………
Stop it with the “Gaga’s not here” just stop your everything you are dumb
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I really can’t explain how thankful I am to see guitars and drums right now good god
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AN ACTUAL BAND THANK YOU GOD AND ALSO JESUS
I know nothing about Jared Leto but he screams douchebag
Aw Jay-Z oh my god he is a LUCKY MAN
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Work it, classy lady
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Seriously though I am JUST THINKING
It must be really weird for Dave to sit there and all of a sudden some pop star starts dancing to your fucking amazing rock song from 20 years ago
The best part of not being in high school anymore is that I don’t give a fuck what everyone from high school thinks about my status updates anymore
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT DAVE’S FACE WAS LIKE
I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED
CHRIS BROWN IS NOT DANCING TO NIRVANA
NOT IN FRONT OF DAVE
NOT IN FRONT OF DAVE
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NOT ONLY TO GOD BUT TO JESUS
#so… #beyonce AND the baby?
“NOT ONLY TO GOD BUT TO JESUS”
okay Bieber lawlz
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this bitch
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