Thanks, Seth and British royalty, for destroying my drive to do anything on the weekend before AP tests. Thanks. I really appreciate it.
also hey did I mention that I HAVE PIZZA
My dad is watching the Disney channel and there are talking dogs on the screen… Would somebody please like to explain.
Still just omg I’m so proud of Seth. He was so nervous and everything but everyone loves him and everyone loved his jokes and I feel like a proud mom except I am not his mom, I am a proud fan, and okay.
And now we wait for Seth and Amy after-party pictures
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for President as a Republican, which is surprising, since I assumed he was running as a joke.
Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic, because a fox often appears on Donald Trump’s head.
If you’re at the Washington Post table with Trump, and you can’t finish your entree, don’t worry — the fox will eat it.
…Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great President. Of course, he said the same thing about an old, rusty bird cage he found.
Donald Trump owns the Miss USA paegeant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for a vice president.
Donald Trump said recently he had a ‘great relationship with the blacks.’ Though unless ‘the Blacks’ are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken.
SETH MEYERS, at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner (via inothernews)
I thought he was going to say Ricky Gervais kfljsdlkg
Things like this just make me so grateful for Barack. Because of this crazy thing called CHARISMA that that dude before him didn’t know the definition of.
oh my god barack
official birth video
I love you
let it be known
oh good is it finally starting